This near-apocalyptic B.P. Oil Spill makes me:
- Angry:44.44%
- Frightened:27.78%
- Oily (I am a pelican/oyster/wetland):16.67%
- What oil spill?:11.11%
The $12-billion Keystone XL Pipeline should be.......
- Painted a nice green so it blends in with the trees:0.00%
- Put on hold:42.86%
- Ridden like a donkey:28.57%
- Given a hug:28.57%
Syncrude Oil's executives should be punished for their part in causing the duck slaughter by..
- Being forced to migrate thousands of miles covered in tar:42.86%
- Drinking the tailings ponds' toxic water:42.86%
- Helping with the BP clean-up:14.29%
- Being given a small fine and told not to do it again:0.00%
Alberta's Premier Ed Stelmach took out a $55,000 ad in The Washington Post saying, 'A good neighbour lends you a cup of sugar. A great neighbour supplies you with.......'
- Perogies!:33.33%
- Enough carbon and duck parts to end the world.:8.33%
- 1.4 million barrels of oil per day.:41.67%
- An evil curse for your children and grandchildren.:16.67%