I am a Zombie
I'll bite you
After Sunset
My mind is numb
Without Thought
Like watching Lost

I have a brief history with pets, mostly cats, once, a
rabbit and most recently, a dog. It's been 7 months now
since I've welcomed the little guy into my home. He's not a
big dog and he's not small enough that you might catch him
on my lap. He's cute but impresses men as well as women. All
that being said, there's nothing special about following him
around, bag in hand, ready to collect whatever he may have
to dispense of. My question is, without an asshole, what is
the deal with your puppy? And who's cleaning up after him
anyway?

Just a simple question from a concerned dog owner.